Tuesday, April 29, 2008

Don't take this quiz

Jeff and I took a couples quiz. It was very silly. Some highlights. (Jeff has not been invited to comment in red on my answers about him as I do. This is not a democracy.)

1. What is your spouse’s favourite...?

My answers about Jeff:

Non-alcoholic drink -- milk (he said his favorite was coffee. Then I said, but I said milk. And he said, oh yeah. OK, you get a point for that.)
Television show – beauty and the geek
Flavour of ice cream -- chocolate (I was wrong. Apparently it's Coffee Heath Bar by Ben and Jerry's.)
Baldwin brother – he totally doesn’t even know who the baldwins are
Non-verbal way of conveying displeasure with you – falling asleep

Jeff's answers about me:

Non-alcoholic drink -- tea (ummm...coffee?)
Television show – America's Next Top Model
Flavour of ice cream -- plain chocolate (he's always teasing me about liking things plain. I thought he would faint from embarrassment when I ordered plain cheesecake at the 40-flavor extravaganza that is the Cheesecake Factory.)
Baldwin brother – William (is this a Baldwin brother?)
Non-verbal way of conveying displeasure with you – slamming doors (meeee?)

15. If you walked into a multiplex where the following films were playing, which would your spouse go to see first?

  1. The Godfather
  2. Caddyshack
  3. The English Patient
  4. Caddyshack II
My answer about Jeff:
HE WOULD TOTALLY NOT KNOW WHAT TO SEE BUT WOULD PICK THE GODFATHER BECAUSE HE LEARNED SOMETHING ABOUT THE FILM SCORE IN MUSIC SCHOOL

Jeff's answer about me:
THE ENGLISH PATIENT. BECAUSE IT'S BRITISH. (Love him)

16. If your spouse were lost while driving in a foreign city, he/she would most likely:
  1. Pretend not to be lost
  2. Stop and ask for directions
  3. Stop and buy a map
  4. Find a way to blame you
My answer about Jeff: 3
Jeff's answer about me: 4 (He totally picked this! I am in shock, considering the soothing clucking sounds, lullabies, chocolates, and backrubs that I always give when we are lost, even when it's because if he had just turned back there we would not be in this situation my mother was right about him)

17. If presented with the following options, which would your spouse select?

My answers about Jeff:

Aisle or window AISLE
Toilet seat left up or down UP
Leno or Letterman HE DOESN’T KNOW WHO THESE PEOPLE ARE
Latte or espresso LATTE
A shopping spree at Canadian Tire or Victoria’s Secret THE APPLE STORE
Dog or cat
The West Wing or Elimidate WHATEVER NORA IS WATCHING AND HE GETS SUCKED INTO
An evening spent in the company of family or old university pals in a pub watching reruns of Seinfeld, drinking every time Jerry says “Newman” COMPANY OF FAMILY
Minivan with round and square cup holders or sports car with spoiler and tinted glass HE HATES DRIVING, THE CHEAPER AND MORE FUEL EFFICIENT THE BETTER

Jeff's answers about me:

Aisle or window AISLE
Toilet seat left up or down DOWN
Leno or Letterman LENO
Latte or espresso LATTE (wrong! Everyone knows I only drink Americano!)
A shopping spree at Canadian Tire or Victoria’s Secret VICTORIA'S SECRET (Pretty sure he picked this by process of elimination)
Dog or cat CAT
The West Wing or Elimidate WEST WING (What's Elimidate?)
An evening spent in the company of family or old university pals in a pub watching reruns of Seinfeld, drinking every time Jerry says “Newman” UNIVERSITY PALS
Minivan with round and square cup holders or sports car with spoiler and tinted glass MINIVAN (I can't believe he said minivan)

*****
Very silly.

16 comments:

hippyhappyhay said...

Lol, a classic post, loved it.

ellen said...

I could be his mother!...except for the toilet seat business.

Anne-Marie said...

Canadian Tire! This is SO a Canadian survey...
I thought Jeff-the-luxury-coffee-delivery-husband would know you always have a single tall americano, no room...

HRH said...

I was thinking he was doing pretty good until that Minivan blow...

mommastantrum said...

HA HA!! That was good. You have him trained well with the toilet seat and the map...do you give lessons?

10 years and mine still doesn't have the toilet seat thing down. But man, he does great presents, and he so knows not to mess with my coffee.

PS - I'll show you my teeth in a few days when I can move my face again. (I added you to my faves because of your blog name!!)

Jenn @ Juggling Life said...

I thank my MIL for having raised a toilet seat down husband--we have passed it onto our boys so my future DIL's can thank me!

Jennifer said...

Love it. My husband and I are going to have to take this one, too. I guarantee he will also choose answer 4 for question 16. And, okay, yes, he'd be right. *grin*

JCK said...

So, what do you think? Do you know each other as much as you thought? It sounds like you go well together. Except for vehicles. And perhaps who is driving. :)

Melanie said...

Jeff and Byron could hang. They both really pride themselves on being oblivious about basic pop culture references.

How does Jeff feel about ANTM?

Tootsie Farklepants said...

My husband would pick Godfather and he would totally blame me for being lost in Europe.

Jenny, the Bloggess said...

Plain cheesecake. Hell, freaking yes. I mean, when they add all that other crap you can't appreciate the cheesecake. Nothing makes me more suspicious than a cheesecake with sh*t on it. Except for maybe a guy wielding a knife. That seems more suspicious.

painted maypole said...

this was fun, particularly your comments!

Mrs. G. said...

If it helps you feel any better, I do NOT see you in a minivan!

Vanessa said...

I love things like this, really illustrates how well we know the partner in our life.

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