Don't take this quiz

Jeff and I took a couples quiz. It was very silly. Some highlights. (Jeff has not been invited to comment in red on my answers about him as I do. This is not a democracy.)

1. What is your spouse’s favourite...?

My answers about Jeff:

Non-alcoholic drink -- milk (he said his favorite was coffee. Then I said, but I said milk. And he said, oh yeah. OK, you get a point for that.)
Television show – beauty and the geek
Flavour of ice cream -- chocolate (I was wrong. Apparently it's Coffee Heath Bar by Ben and Jerry's.)
Baldwin brother – he totally doesn’t even know who the baldwins are
Non-verbal way of conveying displeasure with you – falling asleep

Jeff's answers about me:

Non-alcoholic drink -- tea (ummm...coffee?)
Television show – America's Next Top Model
Flavour of ice cream -- plain chocolate (he's always teasing me about liking things plain. I thought he would faint from embarrassment when I ordered plain cheesecake at the 40-flavor extravaganza that is the Cheesecake Factory.)
Baldwin brother – William (is this a Baldwin brother?)
Non-verbal way of conveying displeasure with you – slamming doors (meeee?)

15. If you walked into a multiplex where the following films were playing, which would your spouse go to see first?

1. The Godfather
2. Caddyshack
3. The English Patient
4. Caddyshack II

My answer about Jeff:
HE WOULD TOTALLY NOT KNOW WHAT TO SEE BUT WOULD PICK THE GODFATHER BECAUSE HE LEARNED SOMETHING ABOUT THE FILM SCORE IN MUSIC SCHOOL

Jeff's answer about me:
THE ENGLISH PATIENT. BECAUSE IT'S BRITISH. (Love him)

16. If your spouse were lost while driving in a foreign city, he/she would most likely:

1. Pretend not to be lost
2. Stop and ask for directions
3. Stop and buy a map
4. Find a way to blame you

My answer about Jeff: 3
Jeff's answer about me: 4 (He totally picked this! I am in shock, considering the soothing clucking sounds, lullabies, chocolates, and backrubs that I always give when we are lost, even when it's because if he had just turned back there we would not be in this situation my mother was right about him)

17. If presented with the following options, which would your spouse select?

My answers about Jeff:

Aisle or window AISLE
Toilet seat left up or down UP
Leno or Letterman HE DOESN’T KNOW WHO THESE PEOPLE ARE
Latte or espresso LATTE
A shopping spree at Canadian Tire or Victoria’s Secret THE APPLE STORE
Dog or cat
The West Wing or Elimidate WHATEVER NORA IS WATCHING AND HE GETS SUCKED INTO
An evening spent in the company of family or old university pals in a pub watching reruns of Seinfeld, drinking every time Jerry says “Newman” COMPANY OF FAMILY
Minivan with round and square cup holders or sports car with spoiler and tinted glass HE HATES DRIVING, THE CHEAPER AND MORE FUEL EFFICIENT THE BETTER

Jeff's answers about me:

Aisle or window AISLE
Toilet seat left up or down DOWN
Leno or Letterman LENO
Latte or espresso LATTE (wrong! Everyone knows I only drink Americano!)
A shopping spree at Canadian Tire or Victoria’s Secret VICTORIA'S SECRET (Pretty sure he picked this by process of elimination)
Dog or cat CAT
The West Wing or Elimidate WEST WING (What's Elimidate?)
An evening spent in the company of family or old university pals in a pub watching reruns of Seinfeld, drinking every time Jerry says “Newman” UNIVERSITY PALS
Minivan with round and square cup holders or sports car with spoiler and tinted glass MINIVAN (I can't believe he said minivan)

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Very silly.